I have a Saint Patrick’s Day question. Since I am not Irish, I don’t know the answer to this one. In the famous Irish Spring soap commercial they portray a man standing in the middle of a field. He is fully clothed and not taking a shower. He has thought to bring a bar of Irish Spring and a pocketknife to whittle away at it. Is it just me? Or does that seem a little strange? Do all Irish people bring bars of soap and culinary devices when hiking? I am planning on going to a bar for St. Patricks day to get loaded. Should I bring soap and a knife with me?

What do you think?